”“I suppose it would depend on the situation. And the people.”She smiled, “Yes. It would take special people.”“True, but too, how would you schedule it? Put up a list of chores on the refrigerator?”She laughed happily and said, “And for each one you do you get a quarter.”“Well, no, you’d want to make the payment depend on how well it was done.”“True. —So, tell me about the Bryusov you read.”“Today was a story about…well, the person in the mirror. From her point of view, trying to get back out.”“Ooh. Nice. Tell me more.”Dinner went swimmingly, and after I settled up we walked to the park. Once we got inside, she allowed me to hold her hand and we walked down one of the lighted paths until we got to a branch. “So, which way, sir?”“That way is lit, but that way is more interesting.”She rounded her lips and said, “Ooh, show me then.”We started down the dark path, which was lit somewhat by patches of moonlight and soon reached a small grassy area surrounded by trees. I said, “Care to. The facelift and liposuction have done wonders for me.”As she left, the friend exclaimed: “Wow, she looks like a supermodel! Who was she?”“Oh,” replied the surgeon nonchalantly, “that was my wife.” And they carried on with their conversation.A few minutes later, a third beautiful woman walked in, this one even more gorgeous than the other two. She had a perfect body with breasts to die for. She walked over to the surgeon, slapped him hard around the face and yelled: “You b.stard! Look what you have done to my body! You’ve ruined my life!”As the woman stormed out, the friend looked at the surgeon in bewilderment.The surgeon shook his head sadly and said: “Let’s not talk about it. That was my father.A few days before his son was due to leave for his first semester at university, a father sat him down for a quiet chat.“Son,” he said, “in college you’re going to be surrounded by beautiful girls, so I got you something from the chemist.”“Dad, you didn’t need to. I’ve already got.
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