"Oh my God, you are farting on me right now!" I said in a half whisper. I just couldn't believe my mother was actually farting on my lap. I could actually feel the warmth of her fart on my lap. My mother started laughing, and I guess in an effort to fan it up to my nose she started bouncing on my lap what little bit she could. Then all of a sudden we both stopped and froze. Some how my dick had found its way out of my swim trunks. I guess the velcro had worked its way open with her bouncing around. Oh I wasn't hard at all, but soft I am a good 4 inches and it was smashed on its side between my leg and her right ass cheek. "Please tell me that isn't what I think it is." My mother whispered."Mom, just don't move and everything will be fine." Everything will be fine? My son's hardon is pressing between my legs. Nothing is fine." First, it is not pressing between your legs, it is against your cheek, and second I do NOT have a hardon." Do not lie to me right now, I can feel it against my. "So, do you want the bad news or the worse news?" Morty asked Don.Don shrugged. Morty opened his briefcase and laid four tabloids on the coffee table in front of Don, Hailey and Stix. Wes was over by the window talking to Leslie on the phone.Stix whistled as he picked up one. "'Barrier Riff Tour One Giant Sex Orgy, '" Stix read. "You've been holding out on us, Axe." You've got to be kidding," Hailey shrieked, after reading the headline on another of the magazines. Don looked down and shook his head. "Barrier Riff's newest member warms up Axe before the shows," the headline screamed."Seems like I'm the one who's been missing out," Don said, winking at Stix.Hailey whirled and glared at him. "What the hell is wrong with you, Axe?" Oh, come on, Hailey, surely you don't believe there's any substance to any of these?" But..." But nothing. If you read the stories, you'll find that an anonymous source that could never be found hinted at something that they've sensationalized." I knew this.
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