. human male... why?" Well", she hesitates. "You know what I am?" A girl I would assume." Yes, but I'm an elf."You look at her for several seconds. Then you laugh. "Nice one."She keeps a straight face. "You've never met an elf before, have you?"Before you can say anything else, she kneels down in front of you and pushes her hair behind her right ear. You take several seconds to let the new information sink in. Her ear is pointed."You're kidding me."She smiles warmly. "You must live in a far away country not to know about us."You look at each other for another few seconds, then she says "Sooo... want a ride?" Ride on what?"She laughs. "On me of course."You slowly begin to fear that you've completely lost your mind and are now in some part of hellish afterlife. "What?" Sex. You know, fucking. Do you not call it that?" I..." you start, but have to sort your mind first. "Why would you... I mean, not that I don't appreciate it, but - do you ask all random strangers for sex?"She seems a bit. At first, I thought it was your mother. Honest to God, I thought it was her. I'm really sorry, Amy." I'm OK with that, but keep her only in your dreams. Otherwise, I'll find a new function for that can-opener." Yes, Ma'am," I said getting up to start the day.#RING#"Hello, this is Michael." Hey Michael, Kevin here. We are sold out for the run of the play!" Wow—Fantastic, word of mouth must've been outstanding," I guessed."Mostly, someone with a phone got a shot of Amy's... 'front side' and put it on the web. The question I have is, could we add another weekend of performances?" Friday and Saturday?" I guessed."Thursday, Friday and Saturday," he offered."Let me call you right back, all right?" Sure, but hurry!"Amy walked out in a bra and panty, "What was that?" Two great bits of news, sit down for a second, OK?" Uh-oh!" she said."First the four weekends of the show, all nine performances are sold out!" That's great," she replied."Two of the reasons that they are sold out are," I said.
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