” The accountant says, “Chicken Farmer it is!”This one is compliments of Pepere The haircut, (Priceless)A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.”Love the Dad’s reply! “Did you also notice that they all walked. ” My hands clenched.“Well, I mean, I like your brother.” My blonde friend shivered. “A lot. And... he doesn't mind that I'm a slut.”“Jalal is a gentle boy. He's not a man like my father. A man expects his wife to be faithful.” I clenched my fists.“Why should your mother be faithful?” Izzy asked. “I mean, your dad fucks you. You're bringing Kimmy home so he can fuck her, too.”I shuddered in delight. “I am. He's such a good supporter. He deserves some young pussy.”Izzy shook her head. “So your dad can fuck you and Kimmy, but your mom has to be faithful? That doesn't seem fair.”“Of course it's fair,” I said. “Because... because... He's a man. He has needs that slutty girls like me and you stir in him. We make him hard, so we have to help him out.”“That is so fucked up,” Izzy said. “You have needs, too. We all do. That's why we just let ourselves get gangbanged. You make it sound like it's all right for men to be cheating pigs and wrong if us girls do it. Either it's all right, or it's.
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